Polish translation? (10 points if you help)?

Question

I recently found a horoscope for my best friend, and I was wondering if someone who is Polish can translate it into English for me. I will definitely award ten points for the person who does!

here it is:

Onyks Niezwykle rzadko sie zdarza, by zycie Onyksa bylo usłane różami. Zazwyczaj boryka sie z roznymi przeciwnosciami losu, ma klopoty i troche pecha. Wiele problemow sam sobie przysparza, gdyz jest niezdecydowany, malo energiczny i nieco chwiejny - przerzuca sie z pomyslu na pomysl,zmienia poglady i zyciowe cele. To typowy slomiany ogien, brak mu wytrwalosci, pracowitosci rowniez nie mozna zaliczyc do jego zalet.Wszystko to sprawia, ze wiekszosc projektow Onyksa pozostaje w sferze marzen. Pozniej oskarza sie o brak silnej woli, zmarnowanie szansy, ale z trudem przychodzi mu cos zmienic na lepsze. Onyks jest zdolny, ma doskonala pamiec, duze zdolnosci jezykowe i wrazliwosc muzyczna. Niezbyt dobrze radzi sobie z materialna strona zycia, nie potrafi robic intersow, ale jakby na oslode fortuna mu sprzyja. Ma szczescie do drogich prezentow, darowizn, spadkow i wygranych loterii. Onyks ma klopoty towarzyskie, trudno zawiera znajomosci, jest niesmialy i niezwykle przeczulony na swoim punkcie. Panicznie boi sie krytyki i smiesznosci. Bardzo latwo urazic go nawet zartobliwym docinkiem. Obrazony dosuwa sie, potrafi nawet zerwac znajomosc i do konca zycia nie wybaczyc zlosliwosci, czy ostrej krytyki. Jednoczesnie uzaleznia sie od otoczenia, od ludzi obdarzonych silna osobowoscia, pozwala sie tyranizowac i nie bardzo potrafi sie wyzwolic spod wplywu. Cierpi w milczeniu, zzyma sie, zdajac sobie sprawe z faktu, ze jest manipulowany. Narzeka, ze czujac sie jak marionetka na sznurkach, ale nie umie zmienic tego stanu rzeczy. Czesto sprytni znajomi czy wspolpracownicy wykorzystuja go, zrzucajac na jego barki wlasne sprawy. Dopoki nie uraza uczuc wlasnych Onyksa, wyszystko przebiega zgodnie z ich planem. Onyks w milosci szuka wsparcia i zrozumienia dla swoich slabosci, ale najczesciej trafia pod pantofel zyciowego partnera. Nie umie rozroznic checi wspierania w ciezkich chwilach od despotyzmu. Onyks bardzo lubi podroze i dalekie wedrowki bez celu, ot tak dla samej przyjemnosci zmiany miejsca. To dla niego najlepsze lekarstwo na zyciowe trudnosci, tryranizujaca rodzine i kolejny nie zrealizowany pomysl.

Answer 1

THIS IS TOO DAMN LONG!! whoever will get this right you wasted your time for nothing.

Answer 2

I'm sorry but as it has been stated above the text is damn long so it's gonna take ages before you translate it. It would be easier if you just looked for a similar horoscope in English. It doesn't say what kind of horoscope it is, perhaps you can find the name of it and then it would be easy to search the net for the English equivalent.

I'm gonna try to summarise it but I don't claim it is a precise translation - the text is long and vague at times.

By and large, the text is about an Onyx. An onyx is really hard to find as his/her life was a bed of roses. He is often shy, indecisive and it's hard for him to make decisions. He isn't either determined or hardworking so he often doesn't achieve what he has planned to do. However, the person is frequently talented when it comes to language skills and music and he has got good luck when it comes to winning lotteries etc. He's very sensitive and he hates criticism. When it comes to love he looks for someone to support and understand him. He likes travelling as he thinks it is a remedy for problems and worries.

Answer 3

Onyks amazingly rarely happens, in order to Onyksa zycie all roses bylo. Usually contend sie from the roznymi przeciwnosciami fate, has klopoty and troche of the bad luck. A lot the problemow is causing itself, gdyz is undecided, malo energetic and a little bit unstable - a sie is throwing around pomyslu on pomysl, is changing poglady and zyciowe cells. It typical slomiany of ogiens, he is lacking wytrwalosci, pracowitosci rowniez not a mozna the zaliczyc to his zalet.Wszystko is buying it, around wiekszosc the Onyksa projektow stays in the sphere marzen. Pozniej oskarza sie for the lack of the strong willpower, blowing a chance, but with an effort for him a cos is coming zmienic to better. Onyx is gifted, a doskonala is supposed to pamiec, duze zdolnosci jezykowe and wrazliwosc musical. Not very well he deals with around material side zycia, a robic isn't able intersow, but kind of on oslode the fortune is supporting him. A szczescie has to expensive prezentow, of donations, spadkow and of wins of the lottery. Onyx has klopoty social, with difficulty contains znajomosci, is niesmialy and unusually oversensitive on his point. Terribly of buoy the sie of the criticism and the smiesznosci. Very latwo urazic of it even a zartobliwym with cutting remark. A sie is pushing Obrazony near, even a zerwac is able znajomosc and to konca zycia not a wybaczyc zlosliwosci, whether of arraignment. Simultaneous uzaleznia sie from surroundings, from people given strong osobowoscia, a sie lets tyranizowac and not much a sie is able wyzwolic from the wplywu. He is suffering in silence, zzyma sie, zdajac for oneself sprawe from the fact, around is being manipulated. He is complaining, around czujac the sie like the puppet on strings, but a zmienic doesn't know this state of affairs. Czesto clever acquaintances whether wspolpracownicy wykorzystuja of it, zrzucajac to his bars wlasne of the matter. Dopoki not a grudge uczuc Onyksa wlasnych, the wyszystko is running according to their plan. Onyx in milosci is searching for supporting and understanding for one's the slabosci, but the najczesciej are hitting up to the slipper zyciowego of the partner A rozroznic cannot checi of supporting in ciezkich moments from the despotism. Onyx very much likes podroze and distant wedrowki aimlessly, for no particular reason for alone przyjemnosci of the change of site. It is for him the best medicine on zyciowe trudnosci, tryranizujaca the rodzine and the next pomysl not carried out.

Answer 4

Onyx Extremely rarely occurs in August to life Onyksa was usłane roses. Usually face the various daytime television, has some problems and bad luck. Many of the problems he gives, as is undecided, malo energetic and a little rickety - shift from idea to idea, ideas and changes in life goals. It is a typical grass fire, his lack of perseverance, pracowitosci also does not include its zalet.Wszystko it makes the most of projects Onyksa remains in dreams. Later is accused of lack of strong will, squandering a chance, but he hardly anything to change for the better. Onyx is capable, has excellent memory, language abilities and large musical sensitivity. Not so well with the material side of life, it can not do intersow, but as if to comfort him fortune favors. Is fortunate to expensive gifts, gifts, inheritance and lottery winnings. Onyx has social problems, it is difficult to contain knowledge, is extremely thin-skinned and niesmialy on your point. Panicznie fear of criticism and ridicule. Very easy to offend him even zartobliwym docinkiem. Dosuwa offended, I can even break the knowledge and the end of life does not forgive malice or severe criticism. At the same time, conditional on the environment, from the people endowed with strong personalities are allowed to bully and not very capable of August wyzwolic from the impact. Suffer in silence, zzyma August, aware of the fact that it manipulated. Complain that the feeling in August as the figurehead for the twine netting, but not able to change this state of affairs. Often shrewd friends or colleagues use it, zrzucajac on the shoulders of his own case. As long as no grudge Onyksa own feelings, wyszystko in accordance with their plan. Onyx in love looking for support and understanding for their weaknesses, but most goes into shoe life partner. Not able to distinguish checi support in times of heavy despotyzmu. Onyx enjoys traveling and long wedrowki without end, so for the same ot pleasure relocation. This is for the best cure for life's difficulties, and another family tryranizujaca not realized idea.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

that is WAY too long i mean where did you found it ????

its about a stone of some kind